First Grade Day 1

Paul is in first grade at Bruce Shulkey Elementary.  He was proud to do his homework today and write his spelling words three times apiece.

Mom: Tell me something good that happened today.
P: I got a eraser. It was a basketball one.

Mom: Tell me something that was funny today:
P: Everybody kept tooting and one of the toots was loud.  The teacher heard it but she said nothing.  She said, "Shhhh." but it was a toot.

Mom: Tell me something that made you mad today.
P: Nothing.

Mom: Tell me a joke:
What do you call a giraffe with no legs? I mean a giraffe that has no neck?
A geneck!

Paul after school.  He was smiling, so we knew it was a good day!